The Kingdom of Dilam Yaitin Miya is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 272 million D I L A-yans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 8.1%.

The very strong D I L A-yan economy, worth 13.5 trillion coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 49,805 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dilam Yaitin Miya's national animal is the cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dilam Yaitin Miya is ranked 220,483^rd in the world and 5,828^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 4.24 flags saluted per person per day.